A few funny's

Cooper is getting close to 3, Wow I cant beleive I have a kid that old. Anyways he has been so funny the past little while that I wanted to write down some of the funny things he has said.

* We were doing nursery rhythms and i would leave a blank and cooper would fill it in. I guess we need to work on Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. Cause when I said, " Put her in a __________, " He said with a serious straight face " Box".

* When we are on the freeway in PG and see all the smoke around Geneva, he calls them,
" Hotcano" instead of volcano.

* We were shopping the other day and I was looking at some gloves for me, He looked at me and said something his father usually says,.... " Mom come on we don't have time to look at this stuff, we need to go". Ahh he is his fathers child!

* If you ask him how old my aunt kate is he says. " Older than dirt" ( my dad taught him that one)

* At thanksgiving my grandma had a few big plastic acorns for decoration. Well cooper is at the opposite of everyone else stage. so he was playing with them and asked my grandma what they were and she said those are acorns and he said... No " b-corns" from then on they have been b-corns.

* this is kinda naughty and funny, The other day we were driving in the yucky snow and some punk was racing all around the place. They cut us off and we had to stop fast, well it was slippery so we started to slid. Jim said, to the drive" ya A-hole" not saying the whole thing just that and from the back we here, No dad he is a "b-hole".

* We call my dad pa, so the other day I was trying to show my aunt and dad something online, they were watching tv and didn't want to miss there show. they forget that you can press pause. Well I got everything ready and told them ok turn the volume down or press pause, Cooper was on the floor and all serious he looks up and asks. " Press pa's what? " we all laughed for a good half hour at that one.